1971 SBNM July 4

A very memorable day. Continue reading

The announcement that the three bases—Kirtland AFB, SBNM, and Manzano Base—were being merged was made on Thursday, July 1.

Capt. Dean must have known that this was coming. He had already scheduled an all-day party for MPCO with free food and free beer at the softball field on the other side of E. Texas St for Sunday, July 4, Independence Day. I don’t remember what time the outing started or ended. It seemed like a very big celebration. Lunch might have been served or supper or both. All the MPs were invited. I don’t remember anyone else being there. One of the patrols must have reported for the day shift, and one must have manned the swing shift that day. This makes me think that the party must have started well before 2:00 and ended well after that time. Capt. Dean clearly wanted everyone to be able to attend.

Sunday turned out to be a beautiful day for a picnic. I don’t actually remember what it was like, but if had not been sunny, warm, and breezy, I certainly would have remembered it.

Since it was Sunday, I probably went to mass. There was only one chapel on the base that was used for all of the Christian services. The base chapel currently has masses on Saturday at 5 p.m. and on Sunday at 9 a.m. If I did not attend on Saturday evening, then I certainly went on Sunday morning. The services themselves were in no way memorable—I don’t remember the priest at all. On the other hand, if, for some reason I had not gone to mass, I would remember it. I was a good Catholic; I never missed mass.

I know that it supposedly came from the Land of Sky Blue Waters, but to me it tasted more like the familiar yellow waters.

At some point I ambled over to the baseball field for the party, which I remember as a rather low-key affair. Everyone was in civilian clothes. Capt. Dean may have given a short speech, but by and large it was unstructured.

I think that there was a softball game, but I don’t remember playing in it. The only thing that I clearly recall was that a very large amount of beer was provided. It was all in twelve-ounce cans, and it was all Hamm’s.

I probably drank a can or two. I definitely did not get drunk. I clearly remember the first time that I got drunk, and it was still a few years in the future. Others certainly drank more than I did, but I don’t think there were any incidents worth mentioning. All my recollections are very vague. I probably hung around with my friends. I am certain that I avoided the officers, the sergeants, and the other lifers.

Rumor_MillThe rumor mill was certainly running at maximum power. Talk centered on two things. In the first place, it was now pretty well established that draftees were going to be allowed to ETS early. How early? The most commonly heard period was six months. However, no one had yet been assigned a new ETS date. Someone at the party might have asked me how short I was. If so, I would have without hesitation answered 457 days. It would be presumptuous to subtract six months before it was official. The other topic of speculation was the takeover by the Air Force. When would it take effect? Would everybody ship out? Would we all go together? No, of course not. Were there other DNA bases we could go to? It turned out that there were, but not many knew this.

The combination of the two sets of rumors was enticing. If my new ETS was in April, even if orders came in July, I would have less than2 nine months at the new posting. Usually overseas hitches were for at least twelve months. So I would get paid for travel time, but I would still be stateside.

Not that kind of roar and much louder.

Not that kind of roar and much louder.

I think that the gathering lasted until dark or maybe even later. I retired to my room fairly early. Monday was a work day1. I was probably asleep by 10 p.m., and I slept soundly, at least for a few hours. I was roused from sleep—I did not look at the clock—by a loud roaring sound. It kept up for a few minutes, varying in intensity from softer to exceptionally loud.

By this time I had been on the base for four months, and I had become somewhat inured to strangeness. Also, I am a sound sleeper. When the roaring subsided, I rolled over and went back to sleep.

230Time passed. Feeling the need to return some Hamm’s to the Land of Sky Blue Waters, I awoke again. This time I did look at the clock. It was 2:30. I went out in the hall in my underwear and was more than a little surprised to see tire tracks on the linoleum. I have never done much research on the subject of tire tracks, but since the hallway was only a few feet wide, I deduced that someone had probably ridden a motorcycle up and down the hallway. That also explained the roaring.

Just add some helium.

I looked up and down the hallway. Everything seemed to have calmed down. I turned right and walked toward the latrine. Uh-oh. Even without my glasses I could tell that the fluorescent light fixture on the wall by the latrine was hanging limp and dark at an angle approaching 90° from its usual position. Evidently the shenanigans at the post-party had gotten a little out of hand. No one was in the latrine. I took care of business, exited, and walked back to my room. Just before I reached the door I heard a very unusual sound—more startling even than the roar of a motorcycle. It was giggling, high-pitched giggling. So, either some guys had obtained some helium and mixed it with nitrous oxide, or there were girls in one of the rooms.

It was not my business, and it was not my problem. I went into my room and quickly returned to Dreamland. Throughout my life I have enjoyed the ability to get to sleep almost at will and to sleep for as long as I want. I had an alarm clock in the army, but I was almost always already awake when the alarm went off.

My job in the Law Enforcement office, gave me a different schedule from that of everyone else in the second platoon. I had the latrine to myself for the three s’s with which every soldier is expected to start the day. I then went to work. Throughout the morning the banter, if any, was about the previous day’s party, which all four of us—Capt. Huppmann, Sgt. Edison, SP4 Duffy, and myself—had attended. I said nothing about what I had seen and heard in the hallway.

At some point that day the news started to filter through about what had happened in the barracks the previous night. Neither Capt. Huppmann nor Sgt. Edison asked me any questions. I don’t think that they realized that I still lived alongside the guys in the second platoon. To the best of my knowledge neither of them was involved in the official investigation. Neither SP4 Duffy nor I had anything to do with it.

I deliberately avoided learning anything about the interrogations.

I deliberately avoided learning anything about the interrogations.

I learned more after work on Monday. Everyone on our floor—except for me—had been called in for questioning by the investigators. I never did find out who ran the original inquiry. Eventually it was turn over to experienced detectives who worked for the Army.

Here is all that I learned. It is all second or third or nth hand.

  • Three guys were pulled from duty and confined to the base for the duration of the investigation—Tom Bedell (a good friend who lived down the hall from me), Bob Willems (my friend from AIT), and Paul Calandra.
  • Three young girls, children of lifers who lived on the base, were somehow identified as being in the barracks on Sunday night.
  • Drugs were somehow involved.
  • The most alarming thing was that the girls were still missing.

During the week there was a lot of discussion, but no additional information. I kept going to work every morning. The three suspects were interrogated each day. I did not share with anyone in the Law Enforcement office anything that I heard in the barracks. I puzzled over why the investigators had not asked to talk with me. It wasn’t until several years later that I figured out what must have happened. The investigators probably requested a list of people who lived on our floor. Instead of using a room-by-room list of the guys in the barracks, someone found a duty roster for the second platoon and left out the people who lived off-base. My name would not have been on the roster, and therefore it was not provided to the detectives.

The next weekend the girls finally returned to their homes. Fearful of being punished by their parents, they had somehow made their way to Taos, not exactly a suburb of Albuquerque, to stay with a guy whom one of them knew. Their reappearance was a big relief to my three friends. The guys were still in a lot of trouble because at least one of the girls was underage, but nobody could any longer consider them murderers.

Bob Willems was given an Article 15 (non-judicial punishment) for either marijuana use or distribution. I know that he was demoted one rank, which would eventually cost him a few hundred dollars. He was also confined to the base for another month or two, and he might have been fined.

MarijuanaEveryone except the lifers considered this an outrageously strict sentence for something that transpired literally every day in the barracks. God only knows how much pot was smoked that night in other rooms. If Capt. Dean or whoever determined the sentence imagined that there would be a deterrent effect, he was wrong. It might have worked if lifers moved into the barracks, but none did.

Bob could have appealed the Article 15, but only if he submitted to a court martial. He accepted the punishment.

On the other hand, Tom and Paul were offered a deal. They could either be court-martialed on both the drugs and statutory rape charges or they could accept “general” (sometimes called “other than honorable”) discharges from the Army and go home. This would eliminate not only the active duty requirement but also the three or four years required in the reserves.

Both guys thought this over for about one second and accepted the discharges. I am quite sure that virtually all draftees and many guys who enlisted in 1970 would have accepted a general discharge on day 1 of their time in the Army. I certainly would have. The only time that anyone has ever asked me about my discharge was when I bought my Honda in 2018. The salesman at the dealership asked me to produce the paper in order to qualify for the veterans’ discount.

CarterIn 1971 there were five levels of discharges from the military: honorable, general under honorable conditions, undesirable, bad conduct, and dishonorable. The latter two were part of the penalty after being convicted in a court-martial. In 1977 President Jimmy Carter instituted a program whereby people who received less than honorable discharges could apply to a special board for the purpose of upgrading them to an honorable discharge. I don’t know whether Tom and Paul went through this process, which in any case would not have qualified them for veterans’ benefits.

No one was ever charged with vandalizing the hallway in the barracks.


1. I looked this up. In 1971 the nation celebrated Independence Day on July 4 even though it was a Sunday. July 5 was not a federal holiday that year.

2. I am pretty certain that this is correct usage. Although months are in a sense countable, a month is not a discrete measure of time. If I said 272 days, “fewer than” might be appropriate. If I had said 979,200 seconds, I would definitely have used “fewer than”, even though seconds are technically not discrete either.

1971 SBNM March-June Part 4: The Guys in MPCO

The cast of characters. Continue reading

This entry contains my recollections of guys in MPCO SBNM. A few stories are from after the Air Force’s takeover.

I tried to determine what became of the guys whose names I remembered. In the footnotes I have included current information in 2020 about anyone whom I could locate on the Internet or otherwise.

The Second Platoon: I am not positive that Jim Anderson, who lived with his wife off-base, was in our platoon. I don’t have any recollection of dealing with him on duty. My only recollection of him was the visit that a few of us made to his house. It is described here.

I think that Marshall Anderson, whose home was, I think, in Minnesota, arrived shortly before the Air Force took over. I don’t remember seeing him in the barracks, but almost everyone in the platoon lived there. My only strong recollection of him is from the night on which Sgt. Hungate made me and the other guys on the police desk announce over the radio that the police station was “under duress”. This occurred after the Air Force took over. When it has been posted this episode will be described in some detail at a link here.

Charlie Antonelli1 arrived a few weeks after our group did. His room was close to mine, but he did not hang around with my close friends. Al Williams, who knew him better than I did, called him Mad Charles. He played a starring role in the Commander Commander incident, which is described here.

Sgt. Lorenzo Bailey was my boss when I worked on the desk for the second platoon. Those days are described here. He lived off-base. By the time that the Air Force took over he was not around. I don’t know where he was assigned.

Peter Baker was also, I think, from Minnesota. He definitely arrived a few weeks after we did and lived in the second platoon. His involvement in the July 4 celebrations will be discussed in the entry for that amazing day.

I think of Roy Banks and Dale Brooks as a matched pair. They both arrived a month or two after we did and lived in the second platoon barracks. When I was back on the police desk with the Air Force we often used one or the other of them for important tasks. They were both competent and reliable.

BedellAs I recall, Tom Bedell graduated from Kalamazoo College. He was a very good friend. His invaluable contributions to the Wiffle Ball games are described here. I also remember him as being the most enthusiastic performer in my manic attempts to bring to life an “air-chestra” to play the overture from Rossini’s William Tell. The July 4 incident occurred in his room.

He wrote poetry at MPCO SBNM, and he wanted to become a professional writer. He succeeded. He has published many articles, mostly about golf and beer. I read one in a magazine on a US Airways flight and got in touch with him. In 2020 he lives in Vermont. I follow him (@TomBedell) on Twitter.

BrownTom Brachna was from the Akron, OH, area, and I think that he lives in Akron in 2020. He arrived at the base a week or two after I did. His room was directly across from mine, and he was also a close friend. I remember him as being a big fan of the Cleveland Browns2. He had an intense dislike for the Cincinnati Bengals, the upstart team that adopted nearly the same colors as his beloved Brownies, and the treacherous Paul Brown. We went to at least one bar together, as is described here.

Russ Eakle was already on the base when we arrived. I think that he was the only guy from the group already in the platoon who was still around for the Air Force take over. He was also the only guy who rubbed me the wrong way. I kept my distance from him. His approach to police work is sketched here. He also participated in some memorable events after the Air Force took control.

Sgt. Glenn, our platoon sergeant, lived off-base. He hardly ever showed up in the barracks. In fact I have no memory of him ever being there. His attitude toward work was equally laissez faire. I am not sure when he shipped out or where he went.

Randy Hjelm also lived off-base. I think that he arrived at the base before our group did. Randy’s equipment was always in perfect shape. In fact, his whole appearance was exemplary. However, he always was, or at least appeared to be, stoned. I think that he was from Jacksonville, FL, and still lives there in 2020.

My time workin on the police desk with Randy Kennedy only lasted a few weeks until his ETS. Those days are described here.

Al Williams, Bob Willems, Ned Wilson, and Dave Zimmerman were with me in E-10-4 at Ft. Gordon. Ned lived off-base and worked in traffic. Bob and Dave were in other patrol platoons. I saw Bob all the time but Dave not as much. Bob also played a major role in the July 4 incident. I had many great times with A.J., as much as anyone. I have not kept in touch with any of these guys.

I have less clear memories of the following guys. I remember what they did, but I cannot summon their names.

  • The details about the guy living in the barracks from KC who told me that he stole a television and that he wanted to go to Vietnam can be found here.
  • When I started working on the desk I sold my portable radio to a guy from, I think, Minnesota. I offered a fair price. He made an annoying counteroffer. I should have told him to take a hike, but I accepted it.
  • El_CaminoOne guy from one of the southern states had an El Camino. When it wouldn’t start, he enlisted me to push it for him so that he could pop the clutch. This was not one of my finest moments. The same guy refused to use the clutch when he drove one of the MP trucks. He always speed-shifted.
  • I remember taking a newcomer from Chicago out on patrol and showing him the best places to hide the vehicle if you wanted to read, write some letters, or take a nap.

Headquarters: I did not know any of these people very well:

  • Captain Dean sponsored the timed mile described here.He also sponsored the first half of the 4th of July celebration.
  • Lt. Hall’s two unusual encounters with Al Williams are described here and here.
  • SP4 Orsini’s search for a competent typist is described here.
  • A guy named Roone was in charge of taking care of the grounds. I don’t think that he was an MP. Everyone called him Mr. Greenjeans. I hardly knew him, but I saw him almost every day.
  • A guy whose first name (or more likely nickname) was Rowdy was the animal control guy. He also was Doc Malloy’s doubles partner in tennis.
  • SSI am not sure that I ever knew the supply sergeant’s name, but he did me a big favor. I had noticed that a spare door with no handles had been gathering dust in the supply area in the basement. The supply sergeant was scheduled to ETS a few weeks after we arrived. On his last day as supply sergeant I asked him if I could have the door. He said “Take the m***** f*****.” I promptly carried it up to my room, and I laid it across two drawers that I had removed from my dresser and balanced on one edge. It made a perfect table for my stereo, books, and other items. The space in the dresser formerly occupied by the drawers was ideal for my records. Everyone was impressed.

Law Enforcement: Everything that I remember about the other three people in the Law Enforcement Office (Capt. Huppmann, Sgt. Edison, and SP4 Duffy) can be found here.

Other PlatoonsKolbitz: I was good friends who were assigned to one of the other patrolling platoons. Craig Kolbitz3, from Racine, WI, might have been in the same platoon as Bob Willems. If I had to guess, I would put them both in the first platoon, the one that we ordinarily relieved. They were definitely not in the fourth platoon, whose rooms were on the second floor of our building.

Craig hung around and philosophized with the guys on our floor quite often. I don’t think that he played Wiffle Ball with us, but one time his hometown honey (Mary?) dropped by for a visit and watched one of our games. Afterwards Craig kept telling everyone how much she was taken with Bob Willems. I knew that this was baloney because my sidearm sinker was really working that day, and I was almost untouchable. To any girl’s eyes the rest of the guys would have merely been scenery while I was working my magic on the mound.

Doc_TennisDoc Malloy4, who lived on the second floor of our wing of the MP barracks, the home of the fourth platoon, was one of the most amazing people I have ever met. His hair was MUCH longer than anyone else’s. He also had TWO jobs on the side. He was so good looking that he was able to find work as a model. He also gave tennis lessons. One of his clients, as I recall, was the wife of the base commander, General Nye!

I have no idea how he made these arrangements. We did not have telephones in the barracks, and, of course, there were no cell phones yet.

How, you may ask, did Doc get away with having long hair as an MP on a military base? The answer is “very carefully.” Doc had his hair cut so that the hair even with and below his ears was fairly short. The hair above his ears hung down and disguised this fact. When he got ready for duty he positioned his white MP hat on a chair upside down with the bill toward him. He then leaned over and with both hand stuffed his long hair into the hat. He then pressed the hair-filled hat onto his head. Sometimes a couple of attempts were required to perfect the look. On duty he NEVER took his hat off, which, as anyone who has been in the military can tell you, meant that he never went inside. Somehow he pulled it off, even after the Air Force took charge.

Doc represented the MP Company in the base tennis tournaments. He easily won the singles competition. The doubles was a little more difficult. Nobody in the company played at anything close to his level. He selected the animal control guy, Rowdy, as his partner because he seemed to be the best at taking instructions, and he had a passable serve. I think that they did win the doubles tournament. I remember that their basic strategy was for Rowdy to get out of the way after the first volley.

Doc's ideas were two years before Pong!

Doc’s ideas were two years before Pong!

Doc used to bug me to help him design a game based on tennis, ideally for a computer, but he was amenable to the idea of a board game. At the time I had taken exactly one programming class in a language that was used nowhere outside of Ann Arbor, and we had coded our programs on IBM cards! This was 1971: there were no video games, not even in arcades, and no personal computers. If I wrote something, it would need to be text-based with little back and forth. Playing against another person was inconceivable. Playing against a random number generator might be feasible, but how? Text-based terminals existed, but they were rare and expensive.

I had a fair amount experience at playing board games, but I had never designed one. I had no idea where to start. I was savvy enough to understand that ideas were a dime-a-dozen. Execution is key, and marketing trumps execution. This project was definitely not worth my time. I have often wondered if Doc ever did anything with his idea. Atari released Pong in 1973, but it was available only at arcades and fairs even then.

One other MP deserves a section of his own. Charlie Long5 was a legend when our group arrived at MPCO SBNM. Everyone already called him Crazy Charlie Long. He was a dyed-in-the-wiik Texan. My impression was that he was from a small town. He certainly was not from one of the big cities. A member of the fourth platoon, he lived on the second floor on the west wing of the barracks in one of the corner rooms near the parking lot. It was the only room in the whole barracks with a small balcony.

Charlie also had a temper. When he got upset, things tended to get broken. Disclaimer: I personally witnessed only the last of these incidents. So, please mentally insert the word “allegedly” somewhere in every sentence.

Don't get on the wrong side of Roy or Charlie.

Don’t get on the wrong side of Roy or Charlie.

Charlie had a friend in the fourth platoon named Ewald (pronounced EE walled). I am not sure that I ever heard anyone call him by his first name. Ewald had a motorcycle. One day after the fourth platoon had worked the midnight shift, Ewald, who must have had the previous night off, decided to do some rather loud figure-eights on his motorcycle beneath Charlie’s window. After a few minutes of this Charlie emerged on the balcony, leapt over the railing, and wrestled Ewald off of his bike in the same manner that Roy Rogers used to wrestle bad guys off of their horses by leaping from a tree. I never learned the result of this scuffle, but I also never heard of anyone trying that stunt with a motorcycle again.

During slow periods while on patrol Charlie liked to use his .45 to hunt jackrabbits, which were not uncommon out in the undeveloped area in the southern part of the base. I don’t think that he ever hit one. If he did, there probably would not have been much left of it.

An MP truck that he was driving on patrol one day did not meet Charlie’s standards. He got out of the vehicle and punished it by firing several roundss from his pistol into its side. I don’t think that this fixed the problem.

Aside from the time that Al Williams accidentally discharged his .45 at guardmount (described here), I never heard of any other MP ever firing his weapon in the ten months that I was in Albuquerque. I don’t know if Charlie ever got caught; I don’t think so.

Early one morning when I was working the desk with two Air Force guys, Charlie, who had been working the previous shift, stormed into the PMO, loudly vocalized some expletives, and stomped up to the solid wood police desk, which stood at least five feet high. Suddenly Charlie grabbed the edge of the desk with both hands and bit a small chunk out of it. He then spit it out and abruptly departed. The three of us on the other side of the desk looked at one another and then broke out laughing. Maybe we should have detained him for destruction of government property, but it never occurred to us. I should have written “tried to detain him” in the previous sentence.

Although he was also in the notorious fourth platoon, Homer Sandridge6, a graduate of the University of Virginia, was the polar opposite of Crazy Charlie. He was very calm about life and fate. Homer and I had a few philosophical discussions the details of which have escaped me. We might have solved the “troubles” in Ireland or the dispute over Kashmir.

I played golf with Don Beeson and Terry Burnett. I also played a little bridge with Terry. The details are here.

Paul Calandra came to Albuquerque a month or more after we did. He was a major player in the July 4 incident. I did not know him well.

PattonSgt. Suarez, the platoon leader of the third platoon, was a dedicated lifer. He participated in good-natured kidding about the real soldiers as typified by himself and the movie Patton as opposed to the rest of us slackers and the much more popular (in MPCO SBNM) M*A*S*H. When Patton won the Oscar for best picture, he was in his glory.

Sgt. Suarez’s favorite MP was named Kramer. If I ever knew his first name, I have forgotten it. He gave more tickets than anyone, even Russ Eakle. He also missed more duty than anyone because a fairly high percentage of the people that he cited disputed his action in court.

Kramer, like Russ Eakle, longed for more action. One day something occurred that induced Kramer to engage someone in a vehicular chase. Kramer was not able to overtake the offending vehicle before it exited the main gate. Kramer kept up the pursuit on the streets of Albuquerque. I am not sure, but I think that the chase ended in an accident without injuries.

Kramer got in trouble for this. Our policy was never to exceed the speed limit for a chase, and we were NEVER allowed to leave the base in an MP vehicle. What made it worse was that Kramer did not have a civilian driver’s license, and the Albuquerque police officers were not impressed by his MP armband.

If I ever met Jim Jacobson, I don’t remember it. However, when he came across a mention of MPCO SBNM in one of my blog entries, he contacted me by email. I asked him when he had been stationed in Albuquerque and what he did. Here is what he replied: “I worked various security positions till early 1971. Then became a base escort working out of the PMO on Texas next to the MP Co. I worked under Sgt Lezuski (sp) until he was promoted to 1st Sgt of the MP Co under Capt Dean. July 1971 I was promoted to Sgt/E5 and was a patrol supv with AF Sgt Carson and under AF Sgt “Tilly”. Being married and living off base I didn’t get a chance to know new people other than on my flight. Nov 1971 discharged from the service.”

Other guys whom I have only fragmentary memories of:

  • There was a guy named Ayers who came from a southern state. I think that he lived off-base. He called himself General Ayers, and I like to joke around with him.
  • The other guys with whom I played golf are described here.
  • We tried to put together a flag football team to represent the company against other units. The chief organizer was a guy from Florida. We definitely had some practices. We may have even played a game or two before the merger of the bases put the kibosh on it.

1. I have no way to verify it, but I think that Charlie died in 2020, just as I was beginning this project. The obituary is here.

2. The Browns moved to Baltimore in 1996 and became the Ravens. The current Cleveland Browns team first took the field in 1999.

3. I found Craig Kolbitz on the Internet. In 2020 he lives in the Seattle area. He and his wife owned a couple of bars there. He went back to Racine recently to give a speech. It is on Youtube here. Craig came to visit Sue and me once in Rockville in the late seventies or early eighties.

Doc_Beach4. Doc Malloy is now considered a legendary tennis instructor on Hilton Head Island. I located him on Facebook, where he has posted lots of photos of himself with nubile young women.

Long5. I found an obituary in 2020 for a Charlie Long of Kilgore (east of Dallas) TX. The age matches up and the face looks vaguely familiar. You can view it here and here. I have no way to verify whether or not this is Crazy Charlie, but I suspect that it is.


6. In 2020 Homer Sandridge is living in Arnold, MD. I think that he is into sailing.